Dear Fridge,

Thanks so much for breaking this morning. It was a lot of fun waking up to your burnt out motor and having to scramble to find my beloved football cooler to fill the food YOURE supposed to be keeping cool. It was even more fun running to 711 to buy a bag of ice at the crack of dawn. You better hope that the two powerball lottery tickets I bought are winners because if they're not, I'll be reenacting the famous fax machine beating scene from the movie Office Space later tonight.

Tootles,

Carrie