Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Dear NYC,

Getting an umbrella this big is not only a pain in the ass to see around, but, its also way too big. You do know that the sidewalks are narrow and there are about a bajillion  people around you at all times. Your big umbrella not only blocks my view of what is in front, but, its so damn large I can't pass you or get around you without getting stabbed by one of the corners. I think my biggest pet peeves is when we're waiting at a cross walk and your big ass umbrella is dripping on me.

Solution?! Buy a clear umbrella that doesn't go wide - it covers just you and doesn't obstruct views or get in the way.

I'm still mad at this lady!!!

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