Saturday, September 17, 2011

Drink Up

This is how you order a martini:

Hendricks martini up, with olives.

Feel free to substitute your preferred gin. If you drink vodka martinis you're doing it wrong.



bananas. said...

i drink it wrong more than often but i will say the best dirty martini i've ever had was made with gin.

so be proud.

Care said...

you forgot to add,

"have your friend buy them and serve them to you too. Also pass out in the back of her car and then jump a fence".