I just read this and thought it was brilliant, so had to share.
NOTE: I changed "Champagne to budlight" to make it more applicable ;)
"I only drink bud light when I'm happy, and when I'm sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.
When I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I am not hungry and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty."
---Lily Bollinger (Bollinger wines)
now, can someone please fedex me a carton of budlight? cheers.